Nonprofit Nightlife

Cartoon Transcript:

A line of casually dressed people are entering a club. The bouncer holds up his hand saying, "Sorry, your suit violates the dress code" to a man dressed in a fancy suit. 3 people entering the club are thinking: "I hope I meet a big funder tonight." The guy selling tickets says, "Admission is $10, but with a $30 pledge you'll get this tote bag filled with glow sticks." The woman next to him hands out clip boards saying, "No entry without filling out an intake form." A man is saying to her, "Excuse me -- this says I have to choose one type of music as my favorite. Can't I choose two?" Two DJs are on a stage. One says, "This is an odd setup." The other replies, "It's all donated equipment. I've figured out a way to connect the 8-track player to the turntable."